Make-Up Mess

I bring you today an off-weekend post. Surprise! Recently, my bottom had an unfortunate "how do you do" with the pavement of my driveway (darn black ice!) so I'm taking it a bit easy this week. Luckily, "taking it easy" is synonymous with "more time to post projects".

For this project, I've decided to problem solve. What is the problem, you ask? For that answer, I have to take you into my bathroom...

This is the issue. This sandwich lunch baggie has been the holder of the make-up for just about 4 years. It started at the end of college, while I was packing up. That was December 2008. It followed me through the renting of my first apartment, my first lay off, my first live-in boyfriend, a year and a half engagement, our first house, our wedding, our honeymoon - I think you get the picture. This sucker has held right on there. However, now that I'm a mature adult (stop laughing) I think it's time to up the ante on my make up bag.

On that note... there's no way in heck I'm spending more than a few dollars on a make-up bag. I barely spend a few dollars on the make-up that goes inside, so there is no way I'm investing more than $5 dollars on the bag to hold them. This is obviously the thinking that lead me to the sandwich baggie in the first place.

So in my cheapness, I looked around to see where I could find a cheap bag. My first stop was Macy's - they're always giving out free crap with purchase, most of which is in a flowery bag. I went, I looked, I remained unimpressed. I was being cheap here, so I wasn't going to buy some sub-par bronzer for 29.95 just to get a free bag. That sort of defeats my purpose. So this brought me to WalMart, as all cheap thoughts tend to do. Even at WalMart the bags were 10-20 dollars or more.

What was a girl to do? Then it hit me... DUH! I make cheap clothes all the time, I'm sure I had something in my refashion closet that could be some sort of bag. Voila! I found... this.

This dress wasn't too bad... up top. The tank top cut was pretty cute. However - it was a stretchy, form fitting fabric that made me feel like a sausage. And not only that... it was see-through (I have sweatpants and a tank top underneath this so it doesn't look see through in the picture, thankfully). To sum it up - it was a hoe dress.

I decided to fold it sideways, along the back zipper, and cut out (through both sides of fabric and right through the zipper) a rectangular piece. Unfortunately, my phone decided to delete all my pictures that I took of this process, but it wasn't really all that exciting. You just kind of chop it up into a semi-straight line. Then I sewed around the three open edges. I also sewed right through the zipper where I had cut it, so that the zipper pull had a place to stop. The most important thing I learned was to do this inside out... I didn't the first time. The second go-round though, I had it all set. So I sewed up the three sides and through the zipper (again), and turned the whole thing right-side out.

... and holy crap on a cracker it worked! I had myself a new make-up bag with a zip top! Check it!

 

Pay no attention to the "semi" rectangular shape that it ended up in. Apparently my "just wing it" cutting process wasn't exactly as perfect as I thought it was. I did have a small fleeting thought that I didn't put some sort of liner on it. Then I realized - it's totally washable! Any sort of spill or mark that I get on it, I will just follow the washing instructions on the tag of the dress! Thankfully, it's machine washable... not that I actually pay attention to that all the time. Hand wash? That means gentle cycle... right?

 

Are you wondering what it cost me yet? It cost me a whopping 25 cents. The dress was one of the garments I picked up at the "Fill a bag for $3" thrift store. Score!

 

Aimin' to Please

Some pretty fantastic things have been happening lately. Most recently, one of my projects just managed to win a Top 5 spot on a popular refashion blog :) This was a pretty proud moment for me, as I never anticipated being anywhere near the top 5. It was a "Link Party", which basically means that you post one of your blog posts on their website and people can check it out. I submitted my own, so I can't say they "chose" me... but I did have one of the Top 5 clicked links, so I'm gonna go ahead and call it a win. You can check it out here.

Secondly, I totally got some major props lately. First off, I should say that my parents are always always always supportive and they tell me all the time how much they enjoy reading the blog. During one of the conversations, my mother brought up the question "why do you always chop off the arms?". My initial answer to her was that I do that because I don't know how to do arms and they're hard to do. As we hung up, I realized it was a cop out - I started this blog for practice, so what am I doing saying "I can't"? The other props that I got was from one of my high school friends. She had some pretty fantastic things to say about my blog that made me smile. She also had some pretty fantastic critique that ran around the lines of "your mirror pictures are horrible!" And I totally, fully agree. These mirror-pictures were pretty bad, but I didn't want to take the time to get out my real camera with the self timer, transfer it to my computer, blah blah blah. This lead to my second "what am I doing by saying 'I can't'?" Now, you may be asking - why do I like people saying negative things? That's because it's not negative - it's constructive critism and tells me that people care about my blog enough to tell me how I can make it better. It's totally welcome (and encouraged) by anyone! So... here I am taking my criticism and hopefully turning them into good things for the future of this blog. Ya know, becasue my goal is to quit my job and do this all day, everyday. HA!

Hey there, self timer.

This one was a cotton black dress with an awkward length, long sleeves and gold details at the neck and around the arms. My initial idea when I bought it was to chop off the sleeves (surprise!) and to shorten it up into the infamous "Little Black Dress". However, keeping my mothers's critique in mind, I decided I was definitely going to keep the sleeves.

... just not the full length that they were.

 

I chopped off about 6inches of the arm to make it a 3/4 sleeve. I pinned it up and sewed it up - and I was right, arms suck. It's just such a little opening to go through a machine! I did manage it though. It wasn't straight, and I swore quite a few times at my pins getting all stuck up on each other, but it happened and the arms have a new hem. Althought it's not straight, the 3/4 sleeve wrinkles a bit at my elbow so it's not obnoxiously obvious. I think.

Also, I found out what I was doing wrong with my bobbins. I downloaded a new app on my phone called Craftsy that had a troubleshooting video of machines. Come to find out, I had been putting my bobbin in all wrong - and when it was right and I didn't have issues, it was by complete mistake luck of the draw. Turns out, it has everything to do with "minding your p's and q's".

 

This is the "q". This is how I need to put my bobbin into my bobbin case (because mine is underneath). If I had a fancy drop in bobbin, I would flip it around so it looks like a "p". I often put my bobbin in in a "p" position and that is when I got the clunking, the uneven stitches, and my bobbin falling out. Good thing it only took my 5 months to get this down....

 

Initially, I wanted this dress to be one of those high-low hems that you see in fashion nowadays. I figured for my short stature, keeping it higher (read: knee length) in the front and lower in the back would make me look taller. I pinned up the front a few inches, as such...

 

Truthfully, I'm so glad that I tried it on before I sewed this up. This looked HORRIBLE. It made the front pucker out a bit in a "she's pregnant" kind of way. Not what I'm going for. So I unpinned it and just did a regular ol' hem, bringing the hem up about 3 inches so the original awkward length would hit me just above the knee.

 

 Once I tried it on, I felt like it needed something else. I didn't want to get rid of the gold details, so I knew the neckline had to stay. The dress already had elastic at the waist to bring it in, so it didn't need a belt. I couldn't figure out what it needed. Until I turned it around. The gold detailing went around the back of the neck, but usually when I wear dresses I wear my hair down, so it wouldn't be noticed anyway. Images of all those fantastic deep-v backs that are often seen at Grammy and Oscar award dresses kept on flying into my head. So - it was decided - I was going deep-v in the back. Well, maybe not that deep of a V. I didn't want to get too racy. And I wanted to still wear a bra, and that certainly couldn't show. Okay so maybe a slightly-deep-v back. (That was literally the entire internal conversation with myself.) So I had my husband pin the back of the dress while I was wearing it to about 1/4 inch above where my bra sits on my back. I then measured to the middle of the back, and used chalk to draw a line from the top all the way down to the pin that my husband put in for me.

 

 

I then got out my handy scissors and slit that baby into a slightly-deep-v neck. I pinned the corners down and sewed it up.

 

Here's the final result:

 

This was also a self-timer fail, because I had the camera in the wrong place and cut my head off. But the dress was shown pretty well - so I rolled with it.

 

 

This is my attempt at doing the 3/4 turn, look over your shoulder pose of the aforementioned Oscar/Grammy stars. This attempt is pretty much a a fail too, but at least you see my back slightly-deep-v result.

 

I also do have to mention, I couldn't resist doing a mirror picture. I just could not get the camera set up well enough to show everyone how I jacked this up. These are both accessories that I bought that I had NO idea what to wear them with. They were cute, therefore they were an impulse buy that had to be mine. Lo and behold - I've created a dress that puts a use to both:

Gold shoes and a gold asian-printed clutch? Too good to be true!

 

I have also discovered something else about this dress. *Parents and Children*: Avert your eyes now.

 

It totally is two dresses in one! If I'm feeling risky (and have a good amount of double sided tape) I can flip the dress around and have something a bit more... flirty.

 

And... done. I didn't chop off the arms, and I didn't take mirror pictures. Well, I took one... but it was really necessary to show you the shoes and the bag. Really necessary.

 





V-Day Victory

...loosely named, of course. As always, don't look too close to the seams. So here's the beginning:

 

Not gonna lie. This was a nightgown. There's something about (irony maybe) taking a picture of myself in a nightgown while wearing my own pj's underneath. It's certainly a generational experience, that's for sure. This fabric was "well loved". It was faded, thin and very see-through. I am also pretty sure that it was handmade - the stitches were obviously hand sewn, and after trying to sew the fabric myself I can certainly tell why.

 

First thing I did was try to take out the bib in the front. My original intention was to take the bib out and leave the lace - I'm a sucker for lace. I don't know if I just wasn't paying attention (likely), or if the bib and the lace were just not feeling the garment anymore, but when I started seam ripping the entire front panel fell off the back. If not for the side seams, the whole nightgown would have fallen into 2 pieces.

So this is when I had my "make it work" Tim moment (yes, I have been watching Project Runway). I looked down and saw myself wearing one of my favorite shirts - a basic from H&M. So, I took off my shirt, plopped it on the nightgown and used it as a pattern.

I pinned up the sides and took it in. This was mess-up numero dos: I didn't take into consideration that the H&M shirt was made out of stretchy fabric and the nightgown fabric was definitely not. Therefore... it was very very tight. To fix this issue, I chopped off the bottom so it was no longer a dress. I tried on the new shirt/nightgown, and it was still a bit tight, but I knew I could fix it when I was hemming it up.

So then I still had the problem of the top of the front of the shirt being completely separate from the top of the back of the shirt. This was my second "make it work" moment. I ended up taking the extra fabric from the side seams that I cut off and measured how long I had to make them to make them into straps. I then put right sides of the fabric together, sewed up the seam and turned it inside out to make "tubes". I then sewed the tubes to the front and the back of the shirt to create straps. It was by no means even... but it worked and at least now I had something resembling a full shirt.

 

Then I got to the problem of having to hem all of my raw edges. So far, every time I've sewn this fabric it has bunched like crazy. This shirt was small enough that I certainly didn't need any more "bunching" going on. More bunching would have made a shirt more in the size of my thirteen year old niece rather than myself. So what did I do? I turned to my good old Liquid Stitch a la this post. I "stitched" all the raw edges on the back, the arms and the front, and then I "stitched" the entire bottom hem as well. My hands were stark white and sticky as hell when I was finished. I also remembered why I was not all that partial to Liquid Stitch before - it creates a very stiff hem. The shirt no longer "swayed" as a normal cotton fabric would. I'm hoping after the mandatory 24 hour drying period, it'll have a bit more movement to it.

 

I also should mention, when I put on the straps, I decided to keep a bit of fabric in between the straps in the front to create a type of cowl neck. I was hoping it would drape down a bit and show off the cami's that I always wear under my shirts (which often include lace) so I thought this would be very pretty. Between the Liquid Stitch and the too-little amount of fabric that I left in between the straps, that baby was by no means draping and definitely had no resemblance of a cowl neck. See for yourself:

So it wasn't horrible - but it sure wasn't awesome. And the fact that my husband straight up laughed at me when I showed him didn't quite boost my confidence. So in a "quick fix" method, I cut from the neck down about 2 inches, "Liquid Stitched" it down and created my go-to v-neck. After I did this - the whole shirt was WAY better.

 

 

 

So here's the final product. My plan is to wear this to work with a pink sweater on top for Valentine's Day tomorrow. We don't have many plans - and I'm extremely okay with that - so it'll be nice and festive and I won't have to do much else. Plans = solidified.

 

What Did I Learn: 1) Stop buying thin fabrics. I always think the Liquid Stitch is a good idea - and I never turn out to be right. 2) Leave myself a seam allowance and stop getting antsy with the scissors. Or at least try it on before I start chopping out excess fabric. 3. I definitely bought the wrong bobbins. When I use the ones that come with my machine I have absolutely no problem. When I tried to use the bobbins that I bought... horror. Thread went everywhere, the bobbin kept on falling out of it's little case, and it only puts about half the amount of thread on the bobbin when I thread it (is that what that's called?) I'll have to make another trip to Joann's... and I'll probably have to drag that damn instruction manual along.

 

Happy Valentine's Day, friends!

Lake Placid Surprises

Forgot to tell everyone the fantasticness that was 2 weekends ago! We went to Lake Placid for a long weekend. It was a pretty fantastic mini-vacation and VERY much needed. Despite the way below freezing temperatures (we woke up to -18!) we had a great time exploring the town and checking out the fantastic Olympic Center. Although we didn't go into the Olympic Museum because our cheap butts didn't want to fork out $6, we did check out all three of the huge ice skating rinks. It was pretty fantastic. The shopping was great as well - there were some very cute things going on in those shops. Plus, they had heat. That was a major bonus when you're hanging out in 2* weather.

So I just wanted to show off post my pictures of some of our weekend. First up - this is what I woke up to every morning :) And yes, this is literally what I woke up to because those windows right there? They didn't have curtains. Why hello there, sunrise.

Also while in town, we went to a local brewery. Ever since my husband and his friends and family began home-brewing, I have been very interested in craft beers. Read this as "interested" - not necessarily as "like". Some of them are pretty nasty. Although I know this fact, that will not stop me from trying any and all craft beer available. Therefore, when I saw this tester... I knew it was mine.

One of my favorite parts of this tester (apart from that bottom middle one... that was tasty!) is the serving platter. It was a slice of tree with nester circles for the glasses. Tres cool, in my opinion.

Finally - and I'm sure you're asking - what does this have to do with my blog? Well, faithful readers, I found something in our room that I could not help but get really giddy and excited about. I found this beauty:

Sorry about this picture, it was hard to get the inside picture just right and it won't rotate... use your imagination.



I found an old Singer! I didn't want to play with it too much as I'm more than a little accident prone, but the entire thing is a very sturdy steel - bobbins and everything. Nothing on this baby was plastic. I quite literally jumped in surprise and squeeled in excitement when I figured out what this thing was! My husband just thought it was a plain ol' desk, but as soon as I saw the old foot pedal, I knew it was way more special than that!

I'm going to go ahead and take this as a sign that sewing is something that is just meant for me. I may not be great at it, and things may not turn out well, but boy does the machine follow me around!

If any of you recongnize the model, know the year, or know that I'm getting any of this information wrong - please let me know in the comments!

P-P-P-Polka Dots!

This has been one of my favorite projects. It's also the one that took the longest and that I put the most work into. I could get all philosophical and think about what that implies... but umm... let's move on.

 

I've been pretty excited about this one since I saw this beauty in the thrift store:

Yesss....

 

I've said it before and I'll certainly say it again - I've had a huge crush on polka dots, especially in these colors. I saw the beauty in this, but everyone who I've showed this dress to has asked, in one way or another "what were you thinking?!" The mentions of nightgowns, bedspreads and horrid pillows did not sway me into changing my mind - this was gonna. be. awesome. I think.

 

First thing I did was take away some of that fabric. This had to have had about 3 yards of fabric in it. Not only did it have a built in bib and neck ruffles, a long skirt, and long arms with even more ruffles, it also had a lot of extraneous fabric on the inside.

 

All that right there? Cut that shit out!

 

I was not 100% sure why they left all the fabric on the inside; my only (and best) guess was that they wanted to keep this fantastic dress around for the long run and wanted the full opportunity to take it out later, essentially allowing the dress to "grow with the owner".  First thing I did was cut out the bib, seam rip the sleeves, and cut out all the extraneous inside fabric. I also cut off about a foot of the bottom of the dress. I had quite the pile of junk fabric going on in my living room.

 

Whole lotta fabric.

 

After removing all the extra fabric, I tried on the dress. At this point, it was already better so I sighed a breath of relief knowing that I haven't royally failed yet. Happy dance ensued.

 

At this point, I took the sides in about an inch. After I tried it on again, I noticed that the armholes of the dress were a bit weird and right underneath my arms there was a HUGE gap. So - I improvised. I'm a bit ashamed that I just (how do you say "wing it" eloquently?) threw it together, but I ended up sewing a triangle shape from the seam into my armpit so it would "cut in". Not sure if this is how the pro's do it, or even if that's the verbiage they would use to describe it, but it did work. And yes - a second happy dance ensued.

 

Takin' it in, choppin' off the excess.

 

Once I had the armpit situation under control, I tucked in the arms all the way around and pinned it down. Armholes kind of tick me off because they are actually really hard. I read somewhere (probably one of the blogs that I stalk) that if you make small slits on the armholes you can manipulate the fabric a bit better in order to make a better armhole that doesn't pucker. I made slits. Did it help? Meh. They still ticked me off, but they got done, and they're pretty much even - considering I didn't measure or anything.

 

Then it came to the neck - I debated for a good 10 minutes on the ruffles. I wasn't sure if I should tuck them all in and sew them down, leave it half in/half out, or just keep the ruffles the way they were. I asked my husband about 14 times, explaining to him that I wasn't sure if taking them off would lose the integrity of the original design. He so eloquently replied "the polka dots are the integrity of that monstrosity". Realizing that he was right (but not telling him - I'm not crazy) I decided that I would leave it half-in/half out. I tucked in the ruffles from the shoulder around to the back of the neck and sewed them down. If the ruffles on the chest bother me too much, I can always tuck in the rest of the ruffles later. 'Cause I know how. Boom.

 

So how did it end up? You tell me. Because I'm actually pretty dang proud of it!

 







Proud.

 

Of course I had to jack it up.

 

Personally, I like it all jacked up. I think that the red belt is certainly breaking up the dots. I also like that it is removable, so I could always accent it with different colored belts or even just a white  belt if I want to wear some fantastic stand-out shoes or something.

 

What did I learn? First off, I learned that I don't have to go crazy with the measuring and planning, although the copious amount of pins is still necessary. The bottom of the dress I just chopped off by following the original hem of the dress. The armholes I didn't measure either - I just did a "fold and go" method but everything seemed to come out okay. Additionally, I learned to pay attention to all the tidbits that I've learned from reading other blogs. I did make a rookie mistake on this one but luckily it worked out okay. The general rule is to bring in the sides of a dress before chopping off the bottom. Taking in the sides makes it shorter, so if you chop off the bottom first and then do the sides, you tend to get into a "hooch" look. Luckily, the way I chopped off the bottom the first time it was still too long, so when I took it in on the sides, it brought it up but kept it at an appropriate length.

 

So that's it ya'll. And you betchya that I will be wearing this to work on s Monday that's not too cold and snowy!



Alive, Awake, Alert, Enthusiastic

This post title was inspired by one of the most annoying, and most beloved, HOBY (Hugh O'Brien Youth Foundation) morning - anywhere from 6am-7am - wake-up songs.

So... there are a few things I haven't done in quite a while:

1. Sew
2. Blog
3. Sleep
4. Breathe out of my nose and clear lungs

In all honesty, number 4 is the one that is hindering the first three activities. The *dun dun dun* cold has remained and apparently it's taken up a long-term residency. I haven't gotten to any projects, as I mostly come straight home from work and plop on the couch and take DayQuil, then NyQuil when it's an appropriate time to go to bed (around, oh, 9:00pm - that's totally normal, right? Right?!)

I have, at least, gotten to the bottom of the cause of this cold. Recently at work I was given a new floor to audit - I work in a local nursing home. That same floor that I was given to audit recently got closed due to a "severe respiratory illness" that is averaging about 3 weeks to recover from. Mystery solved on that one. Oh the joys of working in healthcare... Anywho, everyone on the floor was tested for flu and tested negative - so thankfully, I can pretty much assume that I do not have the flu as well. That, in small favors, is called "lucky".

With the average recovery time going about 3 weeks, I'm a good halfway through it. I'm hoping to speed through the next half of this cold and get back to sewing, blogging and sleeping as per usual. As soon as "normal" happens, I promise you will get a project. In the meantime - just know that I'm still alive and awake, and currently working like a champ on the alert and enthusiastic parts.

Skirtin' the Sickness

So this weekend I had tons of plans that got side-railed by *dun dun dun* a cold. It started on Friday and has yet to get it's butt kicked by a healthy dosage of DayQuil and NyQuil. It's quite the fighter and it has chosen to stick around. So here I am: on a sick day, on a Monday, sittin' on my couch blogging. I live a crazy, crazy life.

Last night, I finally felt a little better (by better I mean I finally got out of bed) so I decided to try some sewing. I took a mens shirt that I had picked up on my trip to the thrift store in Oswego that had an "everything you can fit in a bag for $3" sale. I crammed a lot of stuff in that bag, so I picked up this shirt for about 25 cents. At this price,even if my sniveling, sneezing butt messed it up it wasn't exactly a what I would call a "loss".

Sophie will be kind enough to model the shirt, as I was by no means going to take a picture of myself in this sickly state. I make no apologies because really, I'm doing your eyes a favor.

The SAS logo really hindered my use of anything up top, so I decided to go ahead and chop it off at the armpits, as such.

I really adored the pattern and the fabric was stretchy, warm and pretty fantastic. Being that the bottom of the shirt was uneven - the front was shorter than the back - I cut off the back hem and flipped the shit upside down. I then cut about 1 inch off the side to make it more fitted. I then sewed my top hem about 1 1/4 inch down, in order to make room for the elastic. I used the safety pin trick to weave the elastic into the top hem. Then I attempted to sew the two ends of elastic together.

At this point, disaster struck. My bobbin on my machine kept falling out of its little bobbin hole thing and the thread kept on breaking. I had no idea what was happening, so like a rational adult I had a straight up hissy fit and yelled "I quit", called it a night and went back to bed.

Today, I came back to it. I looked at the bobbins that I bought and realized that I had bought the wrong ones. I'm not even entirely sure if this is why I had all the problems last night - it's a toss up between that and my machine being totally dirty/dusty - but I decided I did not want to go through all that again. Besides, I started this blog for practice, so I saw it as an opportunity to practice my hand sewn blind stitch. I actually got this right on the first try and it looked pretty good. I couldn't muster up the energy for my usual happy dance when things go right, so I just settled on a sip of orange juice and a snotty "hell yes".

A half hour later or so, I ended up with this - again, modeled by Sophie.

And of course, I had to style her up.

This shirt is a lace shirt that I bought at the Salvation Army. I had full intentions on it being my first dye project, but I think I like it too much to play with it. At $1.25, there was no real "lose" situation whether it remained un-dyed or if it gets dyed.

Sorry of this post is a bit boring... my sick brain isn't quite so "on top" of the usual sarcasm and witty quips. I'll be better in the next post, when I'm all healthy and stuff. 

 

No Sew Fo Sho!

So today I was totally in the mood to sew but didn't want to have a two hour ordeal. I was looking for something quick and simple - so I turned to a no sew project. I know, I know - that doesn't make much sense. But I've had two things swirling around in my mind for a while now that I just wanted to get out of there. The first was that I wanted to use this new product that I bought called "Liquid Stitch". The second, was that I really wanted a shirt at WalMart but couldn't bring myself to spend the 7+ something on it. My thrifting (as well as the knowledge that the fabric was cheap as all et out) has made me a smart shopper... or an obsessive one. Take your pick.

So here's the shirt that I wanted at WalMart. I decided I was going to make one for myself - it couldn't be that hard, right? So I went in my heavily overloaded drawer of t-shirts and picked a simple pink one that I haven't worn in years. Good thing I'm a slight hoarder! This was a light, cotton, stretchy shirt. There was nothing wrong with it, really, other than it was begging to be cut up.

So the first thing I did was take a piece of chalk and draw a line on the back where I wanted my open back to be. Then I cut one side, folded it over and followed that edge to cut the other side.

At this point, I had not yet decided to use my Liquid Stitch. It was something I knew I had, but wasn't entirely sure what to do with it so kept it in the back of my craft room. It was when I folded all my raw edges under from the shirt and realized exactly how thin and stretchy the fabric was that I decided to break it out. I definitely didn't want to put this fabric under my machine. It would have been hilarious and entertaining, I'm sure, but I kind of wanted to get my night going without having to swear and throw things. So I got out my tube of Liquid Stitch, used a totally unnecessary amount of pins to pin down the edges, and went to work.

Upon opening of the tube I was unimpressed. I would have sworn that I got taken by the maker's of Elmer's glue. It appeared as glue and smelled like glue and I'm pretty sure if I were to schmeer (yup, schmeer) it all over my hand and let it dry it would peel off in a gross see-through layer like glue. Don't try to act like you've never done it.

At this point, the process was started so I had to finish it. I followed the directions, putting a little bit of glue - er, Liquid Stitch - down at a time, using my finger to make it even and then pressed the fabric down into it. I then made a bow-like shape from the cut-out that I had and "stitched" that down as well. Then, continuing with my direction-following, I let it sit for more than 30 minutes. In all actuality it "rested" for a good hour and a half because the fat kid in me got distracted by dinner and the couch. When I went back to it, the "stitching" was completely dry and not even hard, as glue would have been. I've decided Liquid Stitch is one notch above Elmer's glue - good enough for a quick fix, but probably not something I'll use in my normal rotation. I then grabbed a small piece of leftover fabric from my Muu Muu Magic project and wrapped it around the middle of the bow to make it "scrunch" up and more bow-like. This is what I ended up with:

 

So it's not the most drastic change this girl has done, but it was quick, simple and certainly added a bit more "pizazz" to a regular ol' t-shirt. Who knows... this shirt may actually make it out of the t-shirt drawer now.

I also wanted to update y'all on my New Year Resolutions. The first resolution, to get healthier and get rid of some of that holiday poundage has successfully failed, as predicted. This pretty much always happens to me. Why? My birthday is 10 days after the New Years Resolutions are created. You can't really resolve to eat healthier and lose weight, and then stare at a birthday cake (and the leftovers!) without breaking that resolution like a stick. So yes, I gorged out for my birthday, and I plan to do the same thing in an upcoming trip to Lake Placid. So, maybe this one will continue once my January festivities wind down.

My experience Syracuse one is going along swimmingly though! That same weekend I made a trip to Oswego with my sister-in-law and we checked out a new thrift store. It was a blast and we had tons of laughs, and I got a full WalMart bag full of fantastically hideous items to remake for only $3. Then, just today I found a store named Clothes Mentor. I had never been in this store, although I've driven past it plenty. The prices were a bit more expensive than Salvation Army, ranging from a few dollars to over $50 (and above) but it was all very well made items from known designers and in good condition; they refuse to take it if it looks even slightly used. I picked up a cute skirt, a dress and a belt for $16. Not my usual deal, but I was okay with splurging just a bit for the cause.

As for the "choosing a regular blogging" day, I still haven't. Sorry all. At some point, I'll get into a nice routine when I can choose a regular sewing/blogging day and then I can break it out. For now, I'm here to please and choosing a day and not blogging on said day would cause a bit of disappointment, and that's not ideal. Someone suggested to me that I should make a bunch in advance and then just post my blogs on the regularly scheduled day, even if I don't sew. Two problems with that - most of my projects are 3+ hours and require at least one glass of wine to keep sane. This cannot be a daily thing, folks, and nothing would come out well if I do a marathon project weekend to get ahead of myself. The second problem: every time I complete a project, I am WAY too excited to post it. I would never be able to get ahead of myself because my excitement would bubble up too much and I'd end up posting each and every project that same day. So... just stick with me and sign up on the side of the blog to "follow" me (stalker) and roll with me while I try to figure this all out.

What'd I learn? 1) Liquid Stitch - easy way out, not ideal for anything other than impossible fabric. Gets. Everywhere. 2) It's pretty fun to try to copycat items I see at the stores. I see a Pintrest board coming out of this one.

So... as I finish up my post (and my current glass of wine) - Cheers :)

Whole Lotta Flowers

This title was inspired by the sentence that my husband couldn't stop muttering every time I came out and asked "does it look ANY better?" I don't know how I feel about this one folks - mainly because, well, it's a whole freakin lotta flowers. (Like how I changed it up there?)

First, let us back up to the inital state that this atrocity was born. It looked like this:

No laughing at the un-makeup'd face or the glasses.

There were 2 things that I enjoyed about this dress: it actually fit me well enough that I would not have had to take it in - the waist was already naturally cinched, and I also kind of liked the print. I'll regret that second one later. There was a way longer list of things that I didn't like: the altogether old lady look, the weird arms, the even weirder shoulders, and the awkward length to name a few.

First thing I went for were those awkward shoulders. Initially, I thought it was shoulder pads that I would find. This was not the case, because what I found was even more odd than shoulder pads:

They were two scrunched up pieces of hard, thick tissue paper-esque type fabric. No wonder they were so itchy. So I ripped the fabric out which, incidentally, also solved the weird arm issue because they were sewn right into the seam of half the shoulder. In the process of ripping out the weird shoulder pads (not even sure if that's what I can call them) it also ripped off half of the arm. I just continued, at this point, to seam rip and ended up with two arms separate from the dress. Goal accomplished. While I was taking things away from the dress, I took off about 3" from the bottom to hike the hem up a bit.

I soon realized that the 3" wasn't enough, so I cut off about a good 2 more inches. My goal was to keep this a work dress, but also didn't want to show up looking like an old school marm. The definitions of our dress code, according to the policy book, is that dresses and shorts have to come to "mid-knee". That's right - not mid-calf, not knee length, but "mid-knee". Considering the fact that the patella is maybe 2 inches in diameter, this is a pretty specific length, but that's for other times.

So along with the length, I decided to try to get more flowers out of this dress. In my attempts, I decided changing the neckline was the way to go. I decided to go with the simple V-neck again, so I cut a straight line down about 3.5 inches down the front and pinned them down. This dress was ready for the big bad machine.

Now. I hope you all are sitting down reading this because I am about to say something that has never happened ever to me. Are you ready? I actually sewed all of the hems (arms, bottoms, v-neck) without any mess-ups. That's right - that is no misprint. Everything went smoothly and I didn't even have to rip out one stitch. I may or may not have completed a full-out happy dance after discovering this fact. (P.S. If this "may or may not" confused you - I'll clarify with... it happened.)

At this point, I had completed everything that I had wanted with this dress. So I put it on. And it was still a whole lotta flowers. Shit. It is better - but it's still not exactly the awesomeness that I had pictured in my head when I started. I did try to class it up a bit - I put on a long necklace and a black cardi, but it didn't save it. The hubsters idea was to break up the pattern with a belt. I do grudgingly agree with that fact, but the problem is that I don't own a wide black belt. Or many belts. With any luck, a few more trips to Salvation Army will solve that issue.  So... here it is.

Ignore that face too. And the white socks. Let's be honest - you're lucky I don't have sweatpants on under this.

 

So it's not the best, but it's what I have. I'm happy that I've finally completed something without messing up royally, but I'm not all that happy with the final product. I'm debating now on chopping it in half and using the top as a shirt so I can get rid of the "whole lotta flowers' with some black slacks.

 

I'll throw it out to you guys - chop it in half, or keep it as is and go with a wide black belt? Leave your comments below!

Green Dress

Happy New Year!

It's 2013!! How exciting - so many good things happened in 2012 (my wedding, working on our new house, this blog!) that I am so excited to see what 2013 is going to bring to the party that we call life.

As for Day 1 of the New Year, this is what it has brought me:

Well, that and some fantastic homemade pizza, but this blog ain't about the food. You'd have to jump over to my gal Danni for all that fantasticness - check her out here. 

This dress wasn't all too horrible, so I thought I'd start off with an "easy" one. HA! Should have known that wasn't an option in this craft room! There were a couple issues with this dress. The first being that the armhole openings were very tight; they were all sorts of jammed up in my armpits. (You're welcome for that visual.) The second...



It had some hooch-tastic slits going up both sides of the dress. But, I fell in love with the bright emerald color and knew in the back of my mind that I had that black lace from this project that would look great with it. In all honesty, I've been thinking about this dress all week. Thinking about these projects in my mind for hours (sometimes days) before I actually start has been quite the annoying habit that I'm falling into. I can't promise that it has helped these into getting any better, so don't get too excited about the pre-planning.

Anyway, a few days ago I played around with this dress on Sophie and came up with this:

No, I did not plan on only have one lace sleeve, but I wasn't going to pin up lace on both sides just to decide I wasn't feeling it. So in this one, I pinned a lace "sleeve" onto the dress and used the last of the lace as a belt (as is my fashion preference lately). I then prompty asked my husband to report to the craft room for his input on this. His response? "It looks goofy". So.... back to the mental drawing board I went. I mainly took into mind that the armholes were extremely uncomfortable. So there was only one thing to do.

Chopped! (and we ain't talking the Food Network Show)

After my small one-person celebration party for actually cutting a straight line, I got out the elastic from my rapidly growing scrap craft pile. I measured the elastic on my body, then sewed the ends together to make a big loop. I then flipped the dress inside out, lined up the elastic to the outside of the dress, folded the fabric over and pinned it all down. Boom! Done. I also pinned up the hooch-tastic slits on the bottom and headed over to the sewing machine. One would think the ease of all of these activities is proving that my skills are improving. My avid readers, though, know that the sewing machine is where it gets disastrous (and entertaining).

The first time I sewed it down (yes, the first time) I used a straight stitch and stitched underneath the elastic. I didn't think it was a problem until I took it off the machine and put it on my body and pulled an apparent Hulk moment when I blew out all my stitches. So... back to the machine I went (after seam ripping out everything I did.) I then went at it again, this time sewing a zig zag stitch, changed the thread to one that matched the dress - not sure why I thought black was a good choice the first time - and this time sewed right through the bottom of the elastic. I put on the dress the second time and it worked perfectly, with not one busted stitch. Bonus. This is what I ended up with after adding the lace "belt":

 Don't mind the major bumpage around the chestal area - it was again cold in my craft room so I just pushed down the straps of my undershirt instead of taking it off.

Now, it wasn't a HORRIBLE look, but I felt like it could be better. So I switched up the lace a bit.

All I did here was tie the lace "belt" apron style and fanned it out instead of scrunching it all up. I think this looks better, and the bow jazzes up the back a bit.

You can also notice in this picture that I sewed up the hooch-tastic slits to more appropriate length. I went ahead and called this dress done... for a whole 2 minutes. Until I put it back on Sophie and messed around with the styling a bit more.

On Sophie, I kept the same belting technique, but added a halter to the dress. I made the elastic tight enough that I don't necessarily need a halter for additional support, but sometimes completely strapless can look funky on me if I don't have an appropriate necklace. If this is the ultimate route, I would go for a ribbon halter so it isn't as itchy as lace.

I thought I'd throw it out to you guys - nothing but the bones of the dress have been considered permanent, so what are YOUR opinions? Stick with what I've done, or add the halter a la Sophie's styling? Leave your comment below and I'll update you later on with the ultimate decision!

Additionally, I wanted to share another fantastic milestone of 2012 that I had achieved - this blog has officially hit over 1000 views! Yeah, I had my own Sally Field moment:

 

Yesterday's post pushed me way over (1036) - I suppose I should give things out more often?

Thank you everyone!

Instead of posting what I've learned at the end of this post, I've decided to go ahead and post my New Years Resolutions. Some of them are my annual staples - you know them, the ones that are broken around mid-January. Others, I really do hope to stick to because they straight up make me happy.

1) Work off all the post-holiday extra poundage. This would be the annual one mentioned previously. Considering I have a Lake Placid trip planned January 21st, the mid-January prediction will probably be right on as well.

2) Experience Syracuse. I've lived here for a good 4+ years - since my 2008 college graduation - and still haven't experienced any of the festivities that Syracuse offers - the beer/wine festivals, the home shows, the Tastes of Syracuse, or any other festivals and other happenings in the area. Except for St. Patricks Day. I said I was interested in the events, not batshit crazy. Keeping the wallet in mind, of course, I would really like to be present at more of these events this year; especially in my new town of Phoenix. They have a Strawberry Fest I wouldn't mind hitting up (you had me at shortcake) and their annual craft fair on the locke seems to be right up my alley.

3) Find more thrift stores! I can't believe I have not discovered these stores sooner! This resolution I decided to hop right into and have discovered a new thrift store in Oswego. This new place has a "fill a bag for $5" special going on, and all day everyday their clothes are $1 each. How could you say NO to that?! *Hint: you can't* I haven't actually gone there yet (only google-stalked them) but I will let you know my findings as soon as I go!

4) This last one is the one that I really want to keep both for me and for you all (in all 11 countries that follow me!) I want to post projects on a more regular schedule. I'm not sure when my regular posting day will be, but sometime in the next few weeks I hope to get a schedule together and will let you all know!